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Constantly Being Stood Up written by Eva

Some of you may or may not know that I have trouble getting dates to show up at the Rooster. I guess I should say I have trouble getting REGULAR (vanilla) guys, to meet me at the Rooster. I use Tinder a lot (dating app) to find attractive LOCAL men to sleep with.

I connect with these single vanilla guys on Tinder and get them hooked; then I throw the curve ball at them….”By the way, I’m married and my husband likes to watch me have sex with other men. I hope you’re not offended by that.”

Most men end up finding that really hot and start asking a bunch of questions about our lifestyle, which I love to answer. However, once reality starts to set in, they get scared. “Oh, I have to have sex with you in FRONT of your husband? Like, he will be there? Is he going to touch me or try something with me?” To which I answer, “He will definitely be there and NO he MOST definitely won’t be touching you!”

Sometimes I might meet a guy for coffee or drinks to see if we have a connection before I invite him to the Rooster. Even THEN I’ve been stood up countless times. One time…(this was the best yet) a guy said he would meet for coffee at 9am. Well, 9:10 rolls by. 9:20 and I go on about my wasted morning. An hour later he texts me, “oh dude, I’m sorry but I overslept. I was out so late last night! I must’ve really needed the sleep LOL.”

Let’s gloss over the fact that you just called me a dude, but Excuse me did you just say you must’ve needed the sleep and then typed L mother fucking O L?!!! Do you truly expect me to reschedule our meeting or EVER have anything to do with you again after treating me with such little respect? I value myself so much more than that!

Sometimes, however, they DO show up to coffee and almost all of the times, I’ve hit it off with them. So, then I invite them to the Rooster on that Saturday night. They say they’re going to come out and then have the BEST excuses for why they didn’t end up making it. What they don’t realize are a few things:
1) They’ve wasted my time. If I had known they weren’t going to show up I would’ve planned for someone else to come out instead. That takes a couple days ahead of time to make happen, though.
2) I’m never calling them again. If you fuck up, that was your one chance. I have other men waiting for me to call them.
3) It makes me feel like shit and wonder what is happening with men nowadays. I remember a time not too long ago when men were jumping at the chance to have sex!!

So after being stood up time and time again at the Rooster, I FINALLY got one of them to come out. I guess I should add that my husband hosts karaoke every Wednesday at the Rooster now. I know that was one of the reasons this guy was okay with being there. His name is Hector…Latin, of course. The next story I write will be about Hector.

Rant is complete!!!

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  • AnonymousCrème de la crème, the perfect perfection of a perfect woman, the icon of beauty and the ideal idol of hotness. You really extremely sexy and stunning. I love the photos and the vid and I adore you.
  • You’re such a sweetheart. Thank you for your nice comments:)
    Eva

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